She's a Bear, Really.

I'm a photographer, and I am making a long list.

our little measurments;

how bout this arienette, how does she fit into all this? i’d… i’d perfer not to talk about it, in case she’s listening. oh i’m sorry, i didn’t realize she was a real person. she’s not. i made her up. oh, so she’s not real.? just as real as you or i.. i don’t think i understand, neither do i, but„ after i grow up i will.. you know what, a lot of things… are really unclear for me right now, that’s interesting, now you mentioned your depression…no i didn’tyou’re from nebraska, right?yeah,so.

no clue why this makes me crack up SO MUCH!